Straights to Watch Out For
Written by Artemis Truax
Directed by Anna Item
Featuring Zoe Arana, Kennedy C Brown, Adrian Collins, and Sophia Masterson
June 2026 at The Chain Theatre
OUT/PLAY Summer Shorts Festival
Jenna and Polly want you to know they’re allies. Ginny just wants to survive lunch. So when Ginny accidentally says a slur, she panics… and tells her friends she’s gay. Suddenly she’s getting a celebration she never asked for, a crush she just invented, and a front-row seat to what her friends actually think queerness looks like.
STRAIGHTS TO WATCH OUT FOR is a sharp, fast, satirical lesbian comedy. It’s about first-semester friends, the performance of progressive politics, the straights who perform allyship the loudest, and the dykes who have to deal with them.